Fast Times No Shirt No Shoes No Dice T-Shirt
This Fast Times at Ridgemont High t-shirt brings back one of the most unforgettable quotes from the 1982 teen comedy classic. Printed boldly across the front are the words: “No shirt, no shoes, no dice!” — a line tied forever to Jeff Spicoli and the laid-back California vibes of Ridgemont High.
With its vintage-style distressed print and bold red fabric, this shirt is perfect for fans who grew up watching Sean Penn’s iconic surfer-slacker steal every scene. Whether you first caught it in theaters, on VHS, or during late-night cable marathons, this tee captures the rebellious humor and spirit of 80s teen movies.
Ideal for movie buffs, retro collectors, or anyone who loves quotable 80s comedies, this shirt is a must-have piece of nostalgia that always gets a laugh.
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