• Princess Bride Vizzini Morons Quote T-Shirt Princess Bride Vizzini Morons Quote T-Shirt
  • Black The Princess Bride t-shirt with a graphic of Vizzini and the quote: “Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons!” in distressed white lettering. Black The Princess Bride t-shirt with a graphic of Vizzini and the quote: “Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons!” in distressed white lettering.

Princess Bride Vizzini Morons Quote T-Shirt

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Straight from The Princess Bride comes one of Vizzini’s most memorable lines:
“Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons!”

This officially licensed t-shirt captures the smug brilliance of Vizzini, played by Wallace Shawn, in bold distressed white print. With his likeness and the quote front and center, it’s a must-have for fans of the classic fairytale adventure.

Perfect for quoting along during your next rewatch, wearing to conventions, or gifting to the Princess Bride superfan in your life, this shirt brings humor and nostalgia together. After all, you don’t need the wisdom of philosophers to know this tee is inconceivably great.

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