Princess Bride Miracle Max T-Shirt
From one of the funniest and most quoted scenes in The Princess Bride comes this Miracle Max-inspired design. Styled like an old apothecary advertisement, this shirt features phrases straight from the film: “Mostly Dead? He’s seen worse!”, “Chocolate-Coated Miracle Pills!”, and “Don’t rush him!”
Printed in a vintage typeface on a soft beige tee, this shirt is perfect for fans who can quote the movie line by line. Whether you’re laughing at Miracle Max and Valerie, or just want to show off your love for the film’s wit and charm, this tee is the perfect nostalgic addition to your collection.
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